Stop thinking like a Neanderthal - Be One! Back from the Stone Age for the very first time is Verne’s classic Neanderthal mask! Limited quantities available so add one to your collection before they’re gone!
HERE "IT" COMES, free of that CASKET and loose from THE CRYPT (he vaulted THE VAULT,) tottering through the GRAVEYARD on unsteady feet of clay, a NIGHTMARE PERSONIFIED, the one-and-crumbling "DEAD EARNEST!"
He's RIPE! He's ROTTEN!! He's DECOMPOSING!!!
"DEAD EARNEST" is JUST what YOU need to HORRIFY your FIENDS and NAY-BORES this HALLOWEEN! Beautifully made of heavy Latex DEATH-like rubber, this realistic full-head CUSTOM STUDIO QUALITY MASK is NOT made by DON POST STUDIOS or TOPSTONE MASK CO, but HORRIFICALLY HAND-CRAFTED by GHOULISH, DEMENTED, certifiably-SCARY famous HOLLYWOOD STUDIO MASK MAKERS!
Ripe ol' "DEAD EARNEST" is right out of a HOLLYWOOD HORROR SHOW or FAMOUS MONSTER MOVIE, or...maybe even....from that decaying old CEMETERY on the outskirts of YOUR town...heh-heh.....
Johann Sebastian Bork was a comedic act created by Verne Langdon, meant to be a parody of the Baroque composer Johann Sebastian Bach. Known to play contemporary jazz on a honky-tonk piano while sporting a Bavarian accent, he wore elaborate special effects makeup and a wig while performing.
Ever wanted to embody the musical and comedic genius of Johann Sebastian Bork? Look no further than the Bork Mask! This mask feature’s Bork’s iconic style along with his trusty cigar.
From the Macabre mind of Verne Langdon and the arcane artistry of Ron Cobb come’s a truly one of a kind mask. Now equipped with Glow in the Dark features, this is a must have!